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Sean Penn Sucks . . . Naomi Watts' Nipples
The beautiful Aussi actress learned well from her best mate, Nicole Kidman.  To be a very successful actress you have to take roles the entail getting rid of your clothes and your inhibitions.  It's pretty rare to see a couple of A-Listers in this kind of torrid action.

Naomi Watts' Page  from "21 Grams"   3 Scenes

Do These Tits Scare You?
In the past 10 years Debbie Rochon has been in 140 horror flicks.  But if she gets naked it is always in very short dimly lit scenes.  Except for this one.  To be honest we had no idea she was this hot.  Victim of a serious stab wound at age 14, Debbie grew up on the streets and has made her way into the B-Movie Hall of Fame.  Our hat's off to Debbie. 

Even Neve Campbell Masturbates in the Shower
First Time Nude.  Campbell  always had a "no-nudity" clause in her contract until she played the role of Vera in the film "When Will I Be Loved" which had a limited release.  Too bad She didn't get naked with Denise Richards in the Pool Scene From "Wild Things."

It Ain't the "Mickey Mouse Club" Anymore
Ex-Mouseketeer and "Mission Impossible III" star Keri Russell breasts and nipples get a very thorough going over by a couple of dweebs in this raunchy scene from "*Days a Week."

Guess What the Computer Repairman Found?
Young, beautiful, talented pop singer Anna Jamp had a problem - Her computer blue screened.  So she took it in for repairs.  As soon as the guy got it running what do you think he did?  He went straight to the 'My Pictures' and 'My Movies' folders . . . and you guessed it.  There was Anna in all her glory right down to the dildos and handcuffs.  Let that be a lesson to you folks.

Ann-Margret was Elvis Presley's Secret Life Long Love
The only shown nude scenes with the original "Sex Kitten" were a couple of split second glimpses in the film "Carnal Knowledge."  This deleted scene with Anthony Hopkins from "Magic" was very dark and grainy when we got it.  We worked some 'magic' of our own and now it's pretty decent.  We also posted the infamous Camel-Toe pic shot by a US serviceman when she was on tour with Bob Hope in Viet Nam.

Disney Fired 'The Princess' just because She said: 
"Do You Wanna Fuck Me?"
When Anne Hathaway decided to change her squeaky clean "Princess Diaries" image it raised 'Havoc' at the Disney Studio.   She got the boot, went to Fox and made "The Devil Wears Prada."  Very nice move!  Watch this clip closely and  you'll see Anne's belt and jeans magically open and close.  Hint: You'll have to stop looking at her nipple to see it.

Watch the Back of Richard Gere's Head
The 'American Gigolo' followed up his hit film "An Officer and a Gentleman" with this stinker "Breathless."  The studio imported Valerie Kaprisky a French soft-core actress either to co-star or entertain Mr. Gere.  It's hard to tell which. 

Hey Mom, I Finally Landed a Movie Role!
We're not big fans of fashion shows.  Pretty quickly you stop looking at the clothes and start trying to see a nipple.  Then along comes Robert Altman's spoof of the fashion industry and we get converted.  If you get tired of looking at the models, you can try to spot the famous actors in the audience.  Hint: That's Kim Basinger in the red.  On second thought, just keep looking at the models.

Lara Flynn Boyle:  'Get The Bag'
Our hats are off to "The Men in Black 2" star.  It takes a lot of self confidence (that means Balls) to play the 19th century version of "Get the Bag."  Forget all the crap you heard about anorexia when she was in David E. Kelly's "The Practice."  Boyle will give you a boner.

Victoria Zdork is a Lawyer.  What Do Lawyers Do?  
They Jerk You Off!
At 16, Victoria moved to the U.S. from Kiev. At age 18, she had graduated from College summa cum laude. She was accepted to a J.D./Ph.D. program in law. Since then she has been crowned Philadelphia's "Best Beauty", featured numerous times on "Entertainment Tonight", "Extra!", and "Hard Copy." She works as an attorney in New York.  Hey, we couldn't make this shit up.